Friday, October 06, 2006

Happenings in dreamland

I had a weird dream last night...
You know how I absolutely despise the Student ID rite....
well....I dreamt about it...CIS...

So here goes the start of my stupid adventure...
--> I was at theSwinburne first floor library.....and I borrowed two books (which, in real life, I did).
Then i went to use the computer in the library, and when we use the computer, we need to pass the librarians our ID card...
So there I was, happily using away......
Until I finished, and I went to get my card back...
And it was torn to two pieces of laminating paper, and one useless cardboard.
I. WAS. FURIOUS.
(I mean, I don't like the ID card, but I take care of my stuff)
So I went to the librarian and asked her : "What is the meaning of this??!!?"
and she said "We didn't like it. So we added new features"
(By features, she actually means one extra piece of flimsy paper, on which was handwritten the list of things I have borrowed from the library)
I wanted to argue more, but decided to go to the admin instead.
(Which you should never do in real life, cos the admin is terrible-er than the librarians)
So i went to the admin, and there was this pleasant guy there.
I showed him my ID and told him what the librarians did to it.
He gave me a sympathetic look and told me that he will try his best to salvage what's left of it.
And he ran it through the laminating machine, and it came out looking BETTER!!!
hehe....
I thanked him, and walked out.
A few steps later, I realised that when the laminating film cools off, it falls apart again...
And I wake up <--

Now what was that all about?!?!?
I have no animosity towards the librarians, they are always so courteous to me...
Unless my brain is trying to tell me that they are actually aliens from outer space, with a hidden agenda...
Armed with laser weapons, trying to take over the world....
Waiting for the right time to grow their monstrous fangs and stampede on us humble humans..
Destroying everything in its pathe on their quest for world destruction...
Then we would have to call for the MEN IN BLACK, to help save us from this terrible evil...
And when everything is finally calm, they erase our memory....
And we go on in life clueless to what happened....
Then during our next marketing lecture, we find that Edith Lim is one of the evil aliens...
With the evil convenor over at australia as her boss...
And both of them have been ELIMINATED!!!!!
And we are given the opportunity to mark our own Major assignment....
And everyone passes!!!!!
hehe....
-_-"

Oh well....how great the mind can be when it is unchallenged by boundaries...

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