Thursday, October 12, 2006


If you're staying in Kuching, and use shell petrol, have you ever tried to pay for your petrol at the pumps with some shell worker breathing down your neck wanting to slide your card at the slot for you? If you have, then have you ever noticed that he/she usually slides another card before sliding yours? Well, the card they slide is actually their own bonuslink card. They are trying to earn points at your expense!!!! I went to so many shell stations around the city, and many of them are tried to trick my parents and me. Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, I just feel like writing a letter to the manager and asking them to fire all these good for nothing parasites who feed off your money to get points for themselves...grrrr.....

BOOBIEMAN. Everytime, I see him during lecture breaks, he's always eating. Why I get so annoyed by him? Because when we print something using the library computer, it automatically sends the info to another comp at the side, then only you can print from there. So one day,I clicked print, and went to wait at the little computer. It so happens that BOOBIEMAN was at the comp printing his stuff. I saw my document come up on the screen, and he saw it too. He hesitated, and clicked it. HE PRINTED MY DOCUMENT!!!!! which was the lecture notes for that day. That lousy good for nothing fat-ass!!!!!

He's always stuffing his face with food, it's no wonder he's so fat. ok...I know I'm going overboard by bitching so much about him. I. DON'T. CARE.

so what else? I'm very annoyed at ah ma now for sending my hubby to kk...Who knows when she's gonna let him come home...cis...

ok....after all that complaining, let's have a laugh...

Pearly Gates - Bill Gates in Heaven

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a priest or a doctor healing the sick?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?" he asks.

"We use Windows too," says Saint Peter. "And the Titanic only crashed once."



1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"

3. Almonds are members of the peach family.

4. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English

8. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends
with the letters "und."

9. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

10. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English
Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

11. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural:

12. The longest place-name still in use is
natahu, a New Zealand hill.

13. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los
Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.

14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

15. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

16. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was
sewn up after surgery.

17. Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.

18. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

19. The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same
pattern of whiskers.

21. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

23. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words
without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her,
here, ere, therein, herein.

24. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood

26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

27. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

28. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened
cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

30. The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti

31. 'Stewardesses' is the longest English word that is typed with only the left

33. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways; the
following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful
ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a
slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

34. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is

35. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as
does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

36. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian seal for
that reason.

37. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

38. The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat,"
which means "the king is dead."

39. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when
the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

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