Top 10 Reasons why I HATE umbrella corp

1. They have a slave driver for a boss. A boss that doesn't care whether or not you're sick, and forces you to work.
2. You must have at least THREE apps everyday.It doesn't matter whether or not you can get it. If you don't, you will be targeted by the slave driver boss. Once you're targeted, it's for life (which is why so many employees resign).
3. You have to work during weekends (WITHOUT OVERTIME). Basically, workdays are only from Monday to Friday. At umbrella corp, you work SEVEN days a week.
4. Your work hours are from 9am to 6pm daily, but when the slave driver boss calls for meetings, you'll be lucky if you can clock out at 11PM.
5. Outstation trips are organized every month, with the same person going every other month.
6. When you're outstation, you're on your feet from 9am to 9pm, because you have to get as many apps as you can to avoid from being targeted. Then, you have to have daily meetings for the next day, and you must do your submissions, because if not, slave driver boss will target you.
7. Slave driver boss is VERY, EXTREMELY fickle minded. First,she will decide that you have to go to KK for one and a half months, without leave to come back to Kch. The next day, it's THREE months. Next week, it's SIX months!!!
8. If, unluckily, you get picked for outstation, all expenses are borned yourself, not by the corporation. You cannot claim a single cent. The corporation WILL NOT pay. You can try, but you will not succeed.
9. The corporation hires useless people to work there. The girls hired there do not know a single thing. They are such BIMBOS til they need the men there to fight for their rights. They do not even know how to stand up for themselves. The only thing they're good at is flirting with other peoples' husbands. But, of course I only speak of a SELECT few..
10. Slave driver boss deprives the employees of their own personal life. In her opinion, the only thing the employees must tink about ir work work work.

If you do not know what company umbrella corp is, please look around for the only bank that has an UMBRELLA as its logo.